Black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt, front view, with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.

El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt: You Didn't Pick Her, You Drew Her

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Black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt, front view, with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt, front view, with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
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  • Smiling woman at a candle-lit bar, close up, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt, front view, with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Smiling woman at a candle-lit bar, close up, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema loteria card design of a woman with long dark hair and a red rose, the number 13 and the text El Problema.
  • Woman strutting down a city street in autumn in a scarf and jeans, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Woman relaxing on a cozy couch with a blanket and a mug, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Woman dancing on a dance floor with string lights, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Woman at a café table with friends, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
  • Smiling woman at a candle-lit bar, close up, wearing the black El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt with the El Problema lotería card design of a woman with long dark hair and arms crossed with a rose between her teeth, number 13 in the corner, and the words El Problema.
El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt: You Didn't Pick Her, You Drew Her

El Problema Premium Unisex Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt: You Didn't Pick Her, You Drew Her

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She's trouble. At least you dressed for it.

The crossed arms. The rose between her teeth. That look that makes your perfectly sensible plans suddenly negotiable. El Problema frames a confident Latina woman inside an original vintage-style chance card, complete with a teal-and-cream sunburst, a cream border, and number 13.

You didn't pick her. You drew her.

For lesbians who recognize the warning signs and appreciate the view. The joke is affectionate. The attraction is not hypothetical. And yes, it's El Problema, whoever happens to be causing it.

Full-length sleeves and premium heavyweight comfort bring the heat to chilly date nights. Wear it under a sharp jacket, let the rose peek through an open layer, or keep things simple with the shirt and a look she can't misread. Cozy doesn't have to mean innocent.

This time, the commitment is just a shirt.

Pick your color. Let her wonder if she's the problem. Confidence Looks Good on You.



• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 8.2 oz./yd.² (278 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 26 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide neck and cuff ribbing
• Double-needle stitch on hems
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 27 ¾ 38-41
M 29 42-45
L 30 46-49
XL 31 ¼ 50-52
2XL 32 ½ 53-55
3XL 33 ½ 56-59
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 70.5 96.5-104.1
M 73.7 106.7-114.3
L 76.2 116.8-124.5
XL 79.4 127-132
2XL 82.6 134.6-139.7
3XL 85 142.2-149.9

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